Are YOUR job prospects as a NPC peasant poor? Feeling undervalued as a low level evil minion or ever thought that those guys with hoods in the corner of bars were cool!! Then an exciting career as a Plumber Ranger could be for you. Experience the thrills and especially spills of the wilderness AND bathroom related emergencies as you attempt to bring the wonders of modern sanitation to lands where few dare roam.

Our carefully constructed correspondence course (sent to you only by PREMIUM delivery dragons!) allows you to study while you work. And with a helpful and experienced group of instructors only a easy scrying spell away you'll be joining the elite ranks of Plumber Rangers in no time. What's more, after completing our course we GUARANTEE a job placement on the frontier and a FREE company horse and hood (With hoof insuranace paid for a whole year!!).

So for a more exciting life, in a career with real job prospects simply contact us with level 3 employment invocation and our recruitment wizards will be with you shortly to drag you away. We look forward to seeing you soon.

Disclaimer: Job carries slightly elevated risk of magical creature related deaths including but not limited to incidents involving river trolls, lake nymphs, water demons, stream fairies, toilet boggarts, pipe snakes, aquatic orcs, oooze tooths, Hell Ducks, Shower Sprites and other assorted elementals and low level plumbing deities.

Additionally, the company is legally obliged to inform potential employees that recent studies have suggested our good job prospects may be related a high turn over of staff. The company entirely rejects these claims however, pointing out that many of our ex-employees have gone on to pursue highly successful careers in the underworld. We also humbly put forward the suggestion that it's quality of life that counts, not quantity.

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An entry for Seventh Sanctum's Class Contest (www.seventhsanctum.com/contests.php), Using the humorous fantasy class generator got "Plumber Ranger". This is my second contest entry that has involved characters involved in plumbing. Obviously I have a thing about it. Well with a name like Bath what do expect?

Turned out quite well, if rather penny-arcadey but at the moment I don't really have much control over what my drawings actually look like. It sort of seems completely random what style they'll take. I must learn to master the power of my graphics tablet before its too late! And yes that is a really awful pun in the speech bubble, but I just couldn't resist.